Bears are superior
To humans.
They have a
Sense of smell that saves
Their lives.
They can swim
As swift as Phelps
And run
As quick as Bolt.
Bears know
Which pear is good
Which season is bad
And which cup of oatmeal is hot.
Bears eat
Fish
Bamboo
Honey
Berries,
Knowing that they are
Indeed
Healthy.
The only thing bears
Don't do
Is
Working.
As they say
"No-one has died of hard work
Bu why take the chance?"
That's why
Panda's are rare
And
Polar bears will be only seen
In Coca-Cola ads.
A bear
Won't sit on a chair
And play solitaire.
They have better
Things to do.
As I said:
Bears are superior
To humans.
To humans.
They have a
Sense of smell that saves
Their lives.
They can swim
As swift as Phelps
And run
As quick as Bolt.
Bears know
Which pear is good
Which season is bad
And which cup of oatmeal is hot.
Bears eat
Fish
Bamboo
Honey
Berries,
Knowing that they are
Indeed
Healthy.
The only thing bears
Don't do
Is
Working.
As they say
"No-one has died of hard work
Bu why take the chance?"
That's why
Panda's are rare
And
Polar bears will be only seen
In Coca-Cola ads.
A bear
Won't sit on a chair
And play solitaire.
They have better
Things to do.
As I said:
Bears are superior
To humans.
